Laaaazy Saturday: "Alright, who pee'd in the kiddie pool...?"

("Hello?... Anybody?...")

Yep. Campus is dead alright. Which is kinda cool if you're one of the few actually trying to get work done. You can boogie across campus without having to dodge oblivious girls on cellphones and the ever-helpful Turlington preachers and their warnings that "Premarital hand holding leads to PREMATURE EJACULATION!" :

Anyway, I think I may have found where Lady GaGa got some of her inspiration from. While cruising on the Library West computers for cut-rate Craigslist escorts, I stumbled upon the official "Dragonette - Fixin to Thrill" Music video.

Now, I like to think I'm a reasonably insightful individual, but I honestly have no fucking clue what the hell is going on in this video. All I can discern is that it involves massive amounts of VHS tape...



Human hair...



And whatever you want to call this.



Now that you're thoroughly confused and creeped-out, here's the bangin' Villains remix. Also, for something completely unrelated, a 1964 recording of "The Kinks - All Day and All of the Night". I don't know, it seemed like appropriate chill-in-your-front-yard-with-your-neighbor's-kiddie-pool music.

So enjoy your weekend everybody, and try not to pee in the kiddie pool.

- Adios
GvG

Dragonette - Fixin' to Thrill (Villains Remix) by rachelleah

The Kinks - All Day And All Of The Night by Paulera

Ski Goggles in the Summer : "Guys? Do I look cool yet?... Guys?..."

As some of you may already know, word on the street is that starting next summer, freshmen will no longer be able to start classes during Summer B term (Upon attempting to confirm this, UF's god-awful search function kept returning bogus rec sports pages...). This means the rest of us will have to wait until August to chuckle under our breath at scenes like this :


("Damn, the Hub looks far from the Reitz. Maybe we should take a bus.")

On a totally unrelated note, seeing as how the current fashion trend as far as eyewear is concerned is to out-ridiculous-ify the guy next to you, I may have stumbled upon this Summer's next big thing: ski goggles. Not convinced? Check out how fly this 80 pound Asian kid looks rocking the tres nouvelle goggle look :





("My Mom won't let me leave the house without these things")

What good are ski goggles without some equally funky square wave tunes, 'eh? Here are some tracks, "Oncue - Inhale Exhale (VIKING Remix)" and "Akon - So Damn Beautiful (VIKING Remix)", from square wave expert VIKING. There's also a sneak peek at MIA's new album due out in July with her track "XXXO". (RIAA removal. Voice your outrage here)

So get outside, get some sun, and remember, when you start seeing young hipsterati rocking the ski goggles look, you heard it here first.

- Cheers
GvG

Oncue - Inhale Exhale (VIKING Remix) by G-ville Grind

Akon - So Damn Beautiful (VIKING Remix) by pjvkng

Mia - XXXO by mattyf577

And So it Begins

So, if you're one of the kiddies taking summer classes, the semester started this past Monday. Do yourself a favor and don't even bother having that imaginary conversation with yourself, saying how "This semester will be different, I'm really going to study and try hard this time, blah blah blah...". We all know what happens once July rolls around and you realize you've been to two, maybe three lectures all summer.

If you're looking for something to do while you're busy not going to class, you could always dabble in Laptop-DJ-ism, as illustrated in the clip below.



I honestly have nothing against DJ's at all. Shit, I wish I knew cool DJ moves like Tanktop! and Harajuku Girlfriend!...

What's this thing about again? Oh right, music. Here are some tracks to keep your earbuds pumping through these dog days of summer. The first is a classic remix of The Presets' 'This Boy's in Love' by veteran mixer LIFELIKE (Sorry, no DL available). The second is Justin Bieber's 'Baby' mashed with the awesome piano from MSTRKRFT's 'Heartbreaker'. I know what you're thinking, 'Justin Bieber... Seriously...?', and yeah, seriously. So what. It's catchy... Get off my juice.

- Stay classy Gainesville
GvG

This Boy's In Love (Lifelike Remix) - The Presets by jade.j

Justin Bieber vs. MSTRKRFT - Heartbreaker Baby (CJ Milli Mix) by CJMilli