Ski Goggles in the Summer : "Guys? Do I look cool yet?... Guys?..."

As some of you may already know, word on the street is that starting next summer, freshmen will no longer be able to start classes during Summer B term (Upon attempting to confirm this, UF's god-awful search function kept returning bogus rec sports pages...). This means the rest of us will have to wait until August to chuckle under our breath at scenes like this :


("Damn, the Hub looks far from the Reitz. Maybe we should take a bus.")

On a totally unrelated note, seeing as how the current fashion trend as far as eyewear is concerned is to out-ridiculous-ify the guy next to you, I may have stumbled upon this Summer's next big thing: ski goggles. Not convinced? Check out how fly this 80 pound Asian kid looks rocking the tres nouvelle goggle look :





("My Mom won't let me leave the house without these things")

What good are ski goggles without some equally funky square wave tunes, 'eh? Here are some tracks, "Oncue - Inhale Exhale (VIKING Remix)" and "Akon - So Damn Beautiful (VIKING Remix)", from square wave expert VIKING. There's also a sneak peek at MIA's new album due out in July with her track "XXXO". (RIAA removal. Voice your outrage here)

So get outside, get some sun, and remember, when you start seeing young hipsterati rocking the ski goggles look, you heard it here first.

- Cheers
GvG

Oncue - Inhale Exhale (VIKING Remix) by G-ville Grind

Akon - So Damn Beautiful (VIKING Remix) by pjvkng

Mia - XXXO by mattyf577